Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 20, 2009

A Cat's View of the World

After all, cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt.

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4 comments:

Unknown said...

HA! I did a feline post today as well. They do rule the world..or at the very least my portion of it. ;)

4/20/2009 5:19 PM
BadTux said...

And do not forget, any problems for a cat are caused by humans, not by anything the cat did. Cats are like Republicans that way -- it's always someone else's fault, whether it's a bird just out of reach, snow on the ground, or what.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

4/20/2009 5:51 PM
Phil said...

Cats are an alien life form whose mission is to conquer Earth -- one human being at a time.

4/20/2009 6:23 PM
lisahgolden said...

Perfect.

4/20/2009 11:37 PM

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