Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 13, 2009

And Now For Something Completely Different

Sully's right: If you are going to click on one link today, click on this one, and watch it. Make sure your speakers are turned up.

If that doesn't touch your soul, then I don't want to know you.
Posted by on or about 20:40

3 comments:

Phil said...

That was incredible!

The look on Simon's face when she started singing was priceless, the lady brought down the house and was given a standing ovation before she was half way done.
Incredible voice.
Thanks for sharing that, I have something in my eye now.

4/14/2009 3:36 PM
Phil said...

Proof positive that it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.

4/14/2009 4:45 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, everyone I know who watched that also managed to get something in their eye. We ought to notify the FDA or OSHA orsomebody.

4/14/2009 4:59 PM

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