Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

They Put the Wrong Body Part Into the Machine

They should have put his fucking head into the MRI machine.
Posted by on or about 07:17

3 comments:

BOB PAGE said...

I was always told never to run my microwave oven with nothing in it. Maybe MRI machines are the same... so they couldn't do just his head.

12/23/2008 12:26 PM
Fixer said...

They wouldn'ta found nuthin' anyway ...

12/23/2008 6:23 PM
Mark Rossmore said...

"I often times say being the commander in chief of the military is the thing I'll miss the most."

Which part of it? The "sending them off to be killed in foreign lands so you and your cronies can pump up your ideology and bank accounts" part?

12/23/2008 11:16 PM

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