Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Suck On This, Sarah Palin

Conditions suitable for life existed on Earth 4.2 billion years ago.

That is 4,200,000,000 years ago. Not 6,000 years ago.

And no, Jesus was not riding a brontosaurus.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

There you go pick'in on the believers again. The mooser is not going to like this.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, I am making fun of them. They are idiots. They might as well believe the Earth is being held up by Atlas.

Anonymous said...

It's not Atlas, it's a big turtle.