Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Bush's Christmas Condom


Well, what do you think it looks like?

1 comment:

BadTux said...

It's an uplifted middle finger, of course. A "f-u' to the American public from the worst President since, well, whenever (Bush II is already worse than Herbert Hoover... not only did he lead us into a Depression, but he also lost two wars on his watch!).

But The Decider is going to live the rest of his life in comfort while we scrabble for crumbs, thus the uplifted middle finger. Sucks to be us, eh?

- Badtux the f*cked Penguin