Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Unremorseful Teens

Some 17-year-old girls swiped $163 from a nine-year-old girl scout who was selling cookies and the perps are upset that they got caught?

"I'm not sorry, I'm just pissed that I got caught." They said they "needed the money." (Hello? Earth to Self-Absorbed Teenagers: Get a Fucking Job!)

What gets me is that the state's attorney is deciding if they should be charged. What's to decide? With attitudes like that, it should be a no-brainer.

I'll betcha that in Florida, that's considered to be a strong-arm robbery and they can be prosecuted as adults.

The news story has a link to an online survey. With over 2,000 responses, the vote is 97% in favor of throwing the book at them.

(H/T to the Ornery Bastard)

2 comments:

Phil said...

Hi EB, Happy Amnesty Day.
Did you see that you got a shout out from Driftglass?

Congratulations.

http://driftglass.blogspot.com/

Comrade Misfit said...

I saw you got one, too. So right back atcha.