Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Foodie Oxymorons

This is a new one on me: Flexitarian.

A "flexitarian" is a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat. Which is sort of like saying that you can still be considered to be a virgin if you have sex infrequently, or you're a pacifist because you only kill people every other year or so.

A flexitarian is a vegetarian in the same way that the Bush Administration is a champion of human rights because they have only tortured some people.

Try "omnivore," you equivocating retards.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Thank you.

Idiots.