Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Motherfuckering Windows Computers

Windows computers strike me as being equivalent to automobiles prior to World War II; you either have to know a really good mechanic or you have to be able to do some work on them yourselves. This is, believe it or not, an improvement, for it wasn't long ago that Windows was in a pre-World War I state compared to gasoline cars, where you had to know how to fix them in order to do anything with them.

(All you AppleBots can kindly back away from the keyboard and STFU. I am not going to pay that kind of premium for something that won't open .doc or .wpd files. If you can't run WordPerfect on it, it is useless to me.)

So last night, I started my laptop. It said my "profile was corrupted" and it created an entirely new administrator folder. Of course, my email mailboxes are in the old one, so they have to be moved over carefully, as are a whole bunch of other stuff. Most of my apps survived, but not my Palm database. I tried a couple of restores with a "config safe" app that did zero.squat. At one point, it occurred to me that I would get a lot of pleasure from putting the computer on a concrete surface and then pounding with the butt of my Garand.

I don't begrudge all of the Microsoft million/billionaires their money. But it would be nice if they could make something that would (a) run the gazillion of apps that have been written fo Windows and (b) didn't run like the kludgiest piece of shit one has ever seen.

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