Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 7, 2007

Friday Morning Bullshit

First off, you have to wonder why anyone is falling for the "maybe we can withdraw some troops" line of shit that is being bandied about by Bush and Petraeus. We've been down this road before, Bush was talking about troop cuts before the Surge was announced. The line from the Bush Administration has always been that troop cuts are on the table. If you think that is a real prospect, then go ahead and try and kick that football, Charlie Brown.

Second, Bremer was not the one who decided to disband the Iraqi Army, it was Cheney and Rumsfeld.

You might want to listen to a couple of stories by Guy Raz of NPR here and here.

My prediction is that whatever Bush's current star-wearing sock puppet, Gen. Petraeus, says, the Democrats will cower and do nothing.

The Republicans in Congress are little more than Bush's lackeys. The Democrats in Congress are gutless.

We are so screwed.

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