DEAR SUPREME COURT: FUCK YOU ALL

The Supreme Court issued a decision on Monday that gives Donald Trump the ability to proceed with his plans for construction of a new White House ballroom.

Trump’s plans for a White House ballroom have been an ongoing point of contention and legal action, with opponents arguing that Trump has no legal authority to pursue the project without congressional approval. In a 5-4 decision, the court granted the Trump administration’s request to block a lower court ruling that would have prevented work from being done on the ballroom.

They all knew that he didn't have congressional authority, but they relied on a technicality to let him go ahead.

The bottom line is that the Spremes hauled out their rubber stamp and let Trump do what he wants to do. They like to say that no man is above the law, but it's clear as glass that one man is.

Dear Navy: Fuck Off

A judge dismissed a lawsuit from a civilian engineer in the Military Sealift Command after it was determined that her report of being raped in her own bed aboard a Navy transport ship was within her duties and must be treated as a worker’s comp claim.

So, for the Navy, being raped is a work hazard. The Navy's Coverup Integrity Service also helped sweep the matter under the rug. The ship's captain, a civilian mariner, was "disciplined" by having to surrender his mariner's ticket.

I wish that I could say that I was shocked and surprised. But I'm not. It's never about justice with those clowns, it's all about protecting the institution.

In other news, several states are doing what they can to ensure that their children grow up illiterate and stupid.

Carting These Down, Here

Also on the food truck were his "executive assistant" (mistress, allegedly), the guy who does his AI slop on Truth Social and maybe a couple other minions.
If Little Marco had any balls, he'd quit today. Bessett has no balls, so fuck him. He can ride Bait Force One and be happy for the honor of being Cadet Bone Spurs's personal human shield.

Fuck Flock, Uber and Lyft

Flock wants to use Uber and Lyft vehicles to create a roving surveillance network.

Flock is evil. Full stop. It has been abused by snooping cops and thugs in Texas seeking to enforce their abortion ban nationwide.

Happy Gettysburg Day

The Battle of Gettysburgh ended on this day in 1863. It was the high-water mark of the Rebellion of the Slavers.

163 years later, a Southern sympathizer who would have surrendered to the South inhabits the White House. No doubt he regards the Union victory as a tragedy. Fuck that guy.

The following day, Vicksburgh surrendered. The Englishmen pressuring their government to support the Confederacy gave up. Four months later, President Lincoln gave what may be the greatest speech goiven by an American president.

Hurrah for the Union!

And fuck this guy, his co-defendants, those who sent him there and those who support what they did.

Johnny Roberts and His Fascist Five Forget One Thing

Every tool they hand to Trump to expand his power, as they did yesterday in the Slaughter case, is a tool that a Democratic president can and will use. (At least for a little while.)

For example, expect that the next president will immediately fire the board of the FCC.

But this is what'll happen, Gentle Reader: Whoever gets fired will sue, it'll go to the Supreme Court. There, Johnny and his Fascist Trolls will say "oh, we got it wrong, presidents can't fire members of independent boards, we shouldn't have overturned Humprey's Executor." That'll happen with every case where they expanded Trump's powers.

Because all six of them are deeply, orally and ethically corrupt as fuck. If you have any doubt, note that they were really eager to limit Biden's power but they do what they can to expand Trump's. They are nothing but naked partisans in black robes.

The Dumbest Man in Trump's Cabinet Has an Idea

(Not that there isn't some insane competition for that title.)

This is his bad idea:

Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin says his office is “drawing up” plans to pull Customs and Border Protection agents from airports in “sanctuary” cities, which would make it illegal for international flights to land there.

The threat comes in response to protests outside an immigrant detention center in Newark, N.J., where demonstrators claim conditions are inhumane. Mullin dismissed those claims and doubled down, pointing to Newark’s airport, which handled 24.5 million international passengers last year.

NYC metro airports receive 50 million passengers a year from international flights. San Francisco recieves nearly 16 million/year. LAX, 11.77 million. You can find the numbers for other such airports inf you care. We're probably talking about 75 million passengers a year coming through those aiports. And Mullen's going to fuck with them at a time when this country is one of the few in the world to see drops in tourism (Russia's likely the other one).

Besides that, a number of those international flights are the subject of agreements with other governments. Cancel those landing rights and US airlines might find their slots canceled as well.

Markwayne couldn't outsmart a one-door mailbox. But sure, go ahead, Markwayne, fuck with the global air transport system. Let's see how bad it can get.

But he won't, because Markwayne doesn't have the balls.

Crooked Cops, AZ Ed.

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Dept diverted over $160 million that was supposed to be used for addressing the issue of racial profiling to buy themselves all sorts of goodies. Cable TV subscriptions, a golf cart, office renovations, trips, Tasers and lots of other bullshit.

Almost three-quarters of the funds for the legal settlement were misspent. And now they have the unmitigated gall to insist the settlement is too expensive.

Fuck those guys. They're nothing but low-rent Trumpers.

Trump and Hegseth Fuck Up Everything; Logistics Ed.

They can't even supply our sailors and marines with decent food.

The article has photos of some of the shitty food being served up. Add to that, they're not getting mail.

Bad food and no mail will kill morale and retention faster than anything.

Dear Gulf Arabs: Send Your Own Kids to Die For Your Oil

Gulf allies of the United States, led by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, are urging President Donald Trump to continue prosecuting the war against Iran, arguing that Tehran hasn’t been weakened enough by the monthlong U.S.-led bombing campaign, according to U.S., Gulf and Israeli officials.
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Officials from Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait and Bahrain have conveyed in private conversations that they do not want the military operation to end until there are significant changes in the Iranian leadership or there’s a dramatic shift in Iranian behavior, according to the officials, who were not authorized to comment publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity.

They can fuck all the way to off. They want this war to continue, then they should have their planes do some bombing. Send their own ground forces into harm's way.

But, knowing Trump, some freshly-created golden bauble and some cash will get him to send American soldiers to die for the white-robed cowards.

Rich man's war...

Blonde Bimbo Bondi Has Never Read the Constitution

This is what she said:

For someone who went to law school, she is remarkably ignorant about what is in the Consitution. Particularly the 14th Amendment, Section 1:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

There you have it. Citizenship is a motherfucking right guaranteed by the Constitution.

So fuck you, Pam. I hope they yank your law license, let alone your law decree. You're not qualifieid to possess either.

Israel is Just Fucking Stupid and High on Their Own Supply

Did anyone not expect this, other than delusional Bibi, after Israel bombed an Iranian gas field?

What was the military value of attacking an Iranian economic target, other than maybe making life even harder for the Iranian people, even if the regime does change? Do the Israelis beleive that hammering economic targets will win them any friends?

As for Trump, well, he's just completely ineffectual at this point. And he's just a disrespectful fuck. The families at the last dignified transfer wanted it to be a private ceremony, but he was not only having nothing of that, he's been using those solemn ceremonies to raise even more money.

Pete the Snowflake

This is the guy who likes to use the word "lethality" about as often as a First-Class Bosun's Mate says "fuck".

But on the other hand, he also put a makeup studio right next to his office in Fort Fumble. So he has the fargile sense of self of a seven-year old, or Donald Trump.

The Gulf Water War?

Iran has made it clear that attacking their water supplies will not go unanswered.

If they successfully hit a number of the desalinization plants in the area, a good part of the Persion Gulf region will become uninhabitable, for that's the main source of fresh water for a number of cities.

Not that Trump or Hegseth'll give a fuck. But those countries who have given Trump and Kushner large amounts of money might. And they might be really willing to talk to congressional investigators and DoJ's lawyers in 2029.

Feckless, Heedless, Incompetence: Hallmarks of the Trump Administration

He seems to have launched into his Big Beautiful War with no thought of the consequences for the global economy. This is from an opinion piece that is not paywalled:

Trump neither sought nor received congressional approval, much less international support, for his war. But perhaps the most shocking thing about his cavalier approach is that he seems to have had no idea that the Gulf would be a target. In an interview with CNN on Monday, he professed that Iran’s attacks on American allies in the Gulf were “probably the biggest surprise” — despite the fact that just about every country in the region had warned his administration that Iran would surely attack them in retaliation for an American assault.
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It is unsettling how often Trump affects astonishing indifference, as though the most powerful man in the world were merely a spectator to events he himself has set in motion — and who in any case has little investment in the outcome. But that curious passivity reveals a darker truth. Trump seems to believe that he, like his fantasy America, exists on a different plane, utterly untouchable by the swirl of global events. The devastating consequences of his actions are not just someone else’s fault. They are someone else’s problem, too.

Since Trump is big on "feelings" (he launched this war because he had a feeling, not hard intel or evidence), I'll give you one of mine: The natiional average for gasoline will be $4/gal by the end of the month, if not St. Patrick's Day. By Memorial Day, if not sooner, it will be over $5/gal. Those who have Priuses and other hybrids will look across the island at the gas station, as some guy cries about filling up his giant SUV or pickup truck and think "fuck your feelings".

Meanwhile, Trump and his minions are trying to shrug off the fact that his buddy Putin is helping the Iranians to target and kill Americans. One has to wonder why people still don't get that Trump, Gabbard, and Witkoff, among others, are owned by Putin. Republicans are basically cowards, just totally fearful of Trump and his stochastic MAGA terrorists.

And if Biden had said this, the Right would be screaming that he needs to be removed:

Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.” pic.twitter.com/7Ih78Rwdcp

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2026

If This is True, Then We Are As Evil as the Russians

Tehran: Iran's Foreign Minister Seyed Abbas Araghchi on Saturday condemned the US attack on a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm Island, stating it's a "blatant and desperate crime" with grave consequences.

If we did that (and it is a big if), that that was almost as fucking evil as bombing a girls' school. Both are war crimes.

Which means that this is a war with no good guys.

Well, there are clowns, like this stupid fuck wearing a baseball cap at a solemn ceremony.

Does Trump Want Terrorists to Carry Out an Attack on U.S. Soil?

Donald Trump’s White House is blocking top US intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement across the country about rising threats to the homeland tied to his war with Iran, the Daily Mail can reveal.
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The five-page bulletin blocked by the White House provides specific details on how Iranian proxies may carry out attacks across the country. One section explains how local law enforcement can respond to this type of violence.
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Homeland Security broke protocol and gave the White House a heads-up about the nationwide bulletin hours before it was set to be released.

Top Trump officials ordered it placed on ‘hold’. The White House did not deny blocking the terror bulletin in a statement to the Daily Mail.

It does seem that for over twenty years, DHS has been releasing these bulletins through their own internal procedure. But now some zampolit in DHS decides that they'd better run it by someone in the White House, presumably Shadow President Miller, who then chooses to sit on it.

Why not get that information out to the nation's cops? Their excuse is some blather about making sure the informatin is "vetted" (by whom, the Malignant Dwarf playing FBI director or Bootlicking Bondi) or "up to date" (nothing makes intel more timely that sitting on it), but the only reason that makes sense is the one that is truly evil:

They want us to be hit. They want their retroactive excuse for this war.

And so, if we are hit, when the conspiracy theorists start saying that the Trump Administration knew that it was coming and did nothing to stop it, know this: They may have a point.

It could be even darker. Maybe Trump and Miller are trying to make it easier for the Iranians to carry out an attack here so they can have an excuse to fuck with the mid-term elections, if not outright cancel them.

Keep your powder dry.

Tuberville Set to Reclaim His Crown as the Undisputed Dumbest Man in the United States Senate

President Donald Trump on Thursday fired his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, after mounting criticism over her leadership of the department, including the handling of the administration’s immigration crackdown and disaster response.

Trump, who said he would nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin, made the announcement on social media two days after Noem faced a grilling on Capitol Hill from GOP members as well as Democrats.

Whether or not Mullin's going to take Noem to the nearest gravel pit is probably an unfair question. So will be asking what Mullin's going to do with Noem's Flying Fuck-Pad.

Given all of the questions surrounding cozy insider deals that were mentioned in this week's hearings, in a more just administration, Noem, Lewandowski and others would be well advised to hire good criminal defense attorneys. But that won't happen until 2029, at the earliest.

But the main reason may be that Noem has managed to take the thing Trump was most popular on, immigration, and turn it into a negative issue for polling. And we all know that Trump tracks the polls almost as closely as he track the stock market.

Irony is Dead, Or Dear Tsar Vladimir, the People of Ukraine Would Like a Word

Fuck you guys, and everyone inside your damn country. You clowns are the absolute last nation on the face of the globe to have standing to criticize Trump and Bibi's Big Beautiful War.

Dogpile on the FBI's Make-a-Wish Boy

Normally, I'd try to amass a few, but fuck that guy. Taking a government jet to go get hammered at a hockey game is abusive spending at its finest.

Six years ago, SecNav flew halfway around the world in his government jet to scream at the crew of an aircraft carrier, but even that was kinda sorta offical business.

This, on the other hand, is as big a case of abuse as Dachau Barbie allegedly screwing her brains out on a government luxury 737.