Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Pete the Snowflake


This is the guy who likes to use the word "lethality" about as often as a First-Class Bosun's Mate says "fuck".

But on the other hand, he also put a makeup studio right next to his office in Fort Fumble. So he has the fargile sense of self of a seven-year old, or Donald Trump.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Any photo of him is unflattering.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Some people like porn with rear sphincter pictures. And it's been hard to tell Kegsbreath from those pictures, except for the tie.

Eck! said...

That freak embodies ugly.

Eck!

JustMusing said...

Heads the Department of Warped.