Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Overlord Bezos Needs More Money For His Space-Penises

From an email from the Blue/White Store of Evil:

Thank you for being a valued member of Amazon Prime. We are writing to you about an upcoming change to your membership.

As of February 18, 2022, the price of the monthly Prime membership has increased from $12.99 to $14.99, and the price of the annual Prime membership has increased from $119 to $139. The new prices, plus applicable taxes, will apply after March 25, 2022, on the date of your next renewal.

There have been a couple of real stinkers recently on Prime Video, but those penis-rockets don't pay for themselves.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

I agree they have been mostly piss poor on movies. Especially their E-mail promoted stuff, which is all way past prime.
I do have to give them credit for the new Reacher. I thoroughly enjoyed that. Yes, it was predictable and almost a comic book, but then there are the books that aren't much better done. I am looking forward to more of that.
The free delivery is cool, especially with no minimum order, but when did they drop 2-day shipping? They slipped that one right past me, whenever that was.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

I liked Reacher up until the fight scene in Ep.7. That was beyond cartoonish.

And why do the bosses of the bad guys always have to run their mouths before the hero surprises them and kills them?