Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 28, 2022

Sanctions

The Russian oligarchs are worried about their yachts.

Spare a tear for those greedy assholes.

3 comments:

Ombibulous said...

Congress should issue Letters of Marque to allow private citizens to seize those yachts. Hit the Russkis where it hurts!

Spud said...

But will we all glow in the dark afterward ?
Rich evil bastards , have taken the world to the point of total destruction many times in past history. When trapped and cornered in desperation strike out as a last resort.
Will a nuclear power willingly succumb , or use them to end us all ? A very dangerous game of "Russian" roulette here.

Ten Bears said...

Boats, tall buildings, airplanes, sensible people. Some of these things don't go together ...