Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Tip for MAGA Criminals

When breaking the law, don't send evidence of your doing crimes to your ex- and then call her a moron:

Standing on the Capitol steps on Jan. 6, Richard Michetti allegedly took a break from the rioting to argue with his ex-girlfriend over text message. After sending photos and videos of the mob and boasting how he had avoided tear gas, Michetti parroted Donald Trump’s false claims of election fraud.

“If you can’t see the election was stolen you’re a moron,” Michetti wrote in a text to the woman, according to court documents.

The next day, the woman he had insulted promptly told the FBI that her ex was at the Capitol, handing over to law enforcement the string of texts, photos and videos he had sent to her.

Somebody ought to buy the ex- this t-shirt:


B said...

Nice job of conflating the three.....

It's bullshit, and you know it, but a nice job, nonethless.

Dark Avenger said...

Are all three examples of “Heritage, not hate!” B?

Antibubba said...

Where can I buy one?

Tod Germanica said...

Don't fret, your fascist friendly wave will surely come rolling back, plenty of white power rangers out there still. You can smash filthy fascist roaches but they tend to breed under the fridge and then come swarming out every forty years or so from the treasonous Russian GQP party. They hate the daylight. Then democracy loving Americans have to smash them back under the Fridgiaire again. It's a cyclical task and we're ready. Everyone needs to sweep out the vermin now and then.

Ten Bears said...

True story: I got "suspended" twice from Zuckerberg's Famous Pig for posting the poster version of that. Seems some people are sensitive and need a time out somewhere safe.

The ones that don't crawl back into the woodwork will go back to shooting up school-yards, bombing day-care centers, sniping out of the trunk of a car ~ terrorize the majority of the population.

Comrade Misfit said...

Antibubba, Amazon has them. They may be available elsewhere.

dan gerene said...

B, Lyndon Johnson is quoted as saying something like this "if you convince the lowest white man that he's better than the best man of a different skin shade or religion you don't have to pick his pocket he will fight a war or go to jail for you". (not a direct quote}.

Dark Avenger said...

I have to agree with B in one respect. The Confederates and the Nazis got shit done. Aside from tax cuts for the rich, Trump didn’t do anything to help anyone except his family and their political future.

dinthebeast said...

If the jackboot fits...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

B said...

Wasn't Johnson a Democrat?
You know, the party of the KKK and all that?

Dark Avenger said...

Johnson was never part of the KKK.

Glenn Kelley said...

B, Johnson helped move the Democrats away from the KKK. A lesson that the GOP should learn if they are going to survive.

Comrade Misfit said...

Just more right-wing trolling.