Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Caturday, Guest Critter Ed:

King Louie:





I don't know from chickens, so I don't know what breed he is.

5 comments:

bohemia said...

Believe it's a recently hatched Blue Silkie Bantam

The New York Crank said...

Because I looked at the photographs before I read the copy (other than "Caturday") my first reaction was, "Wow, that's one weird-looking cat."

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Ten Bears said...

I had that response too Crank, tho "weird-looking" wasn't the thought.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Chicken from China, the Chinese chicken..."

Glenn Kelley said...

Silkie, a chinese chicken. Typically they have white feathers and black skin .We used to raise them.