Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Apropos of Nothing in Particular


Ten Bears said...

Seems to be that kind of a day, lol, I just posted IN A GADDA DA VIDA

Tod Germanica said...

I was not aware Tony Joe White was white. Born in LA (Lower Alabama), gators there too.
Ten Bears, DJs loved that hit, plenty of time or a smoke or restroom break. Easy bassline too.

(~)\../(~) said...

Mom and Dad were very young deep-south newlyweds when Mom decided to show off her down-home culinary skills by frying up a mess of Poke Salad. Dad sampled it but, try as he might, he just couldn't get beyond that first fork full.

Mom mentioned the incident to her mom and was told that the green was poisonous if she hadn't boiled it and drained it three times before frying it up. It was a good thing that pops didn't politely choke it all down.

BTW, pops LOVED that Tony Joe White tune.

Ingersollman said...

I would've bet my paycheck that the singer of "Poke Salad Annie" was black. I would've lost. I love that song.