Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

For the Love of [_________], Mr. President, STFU!

The arrow on the left shows the Dow Jones Industrial Average when Trump's news conference began earlier today.



The arrow on the right is the DJIA when the news conference ended. Maybe Trump can sign this one and send it out to his supporters.

The market has spoken: It does not trust Trump. He needs to shut up, sit in his office and let the pros do the talking; the people who understand science and medicine.

And that goes for Mike "the Fluffer" Pence, too.
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The New York Crank said...

I wish you hadn't called Pence a fluffer. Not that it's inappropriate, but I tried to imagine what that would look like, and now I can't un-see it.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

3/17/2020 6:35 PM

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