Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 15, 2020

More Pandemic Humor




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4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Queue the theme from Twilight Zone but, ahhh ... living the life I have lived I have learned that a little paranoia isn't necessarily a bad thing. When you look at all the little tics, the bluster, the refusals to participate, the ahhh retarding of the response, the clusterfuck at the airports this morning, and I have the distinct impression someone is trying to kill us. That maybe this thing running in the wild isn't so wild. Certain peoples in certain places.

3/15/2020 7:21 PM
Eck! said...

A little paranoia is good, it makes you pay attention.

Right now that seems a good thing.

Eck!

3/15/2020 8:01 PM
B said...

The first one made me laugh.

3/15/2020 8:39 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Laughed better at the Max one.

3/16/2020 5:45 AM

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