Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 16, 2020

The Age of Introverts

The recommendations are to engage in "social distancing": Stay out of crowds, avoid close contact with people. Stay at least six feet away from other people. In short, stay home and away from people.

This is the age of introverts.
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3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I'm an introvert

3/16/2020 8:20 PM
Tod Germanica said...

I've been touch deprived for many years. Now we all are.
And my masseuse retired to do a relative's child care so no touch at all.
Thang gad this is the Golden age of interweb pr0n, wright, wrankles?
As Woody Allen said 'masturbation is sex with someone I love.'

3/16/2020 9:45 PM
Antibubba said...

I've rejected the new directive--I'm sticking to my antisocial distancing.

3/17/2020 6:31 PM

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