Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Aaand, Bloomie's Done

“It is fair to say,” MSNBC anchor Brian Williams said on-air Tuesday as the primary results rolled in, “[Bloomberg’s] not having the night he thought he paid for.”
And so....
New York billionaire Mike Bloomberg suspended his presidential campaign Wednesday and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren was reassessing her candidacy, as the winnowing process in the Democrats’ 2020 nomination fight lurched forward after a consequential Super Tuesday.

Bloomberg quit the race just 101 days after he got in despite pouring more than $500 million of his personal fortune into his campaign. The massive investment netted him a single win in American Samoa.
Over half a billion smackeroos for nothing but a failed stroking of Mikey's oversized ego. For that kind of money, he could have screwed and then paid off a few thousand porn stars.

He's endorsing Biden, as if anyone gives a fuck.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Plus side, he’s reputed to have an excellent ground team assembled, and is saying he’s going to use that and his electronic team to support Biden.

dinthebeast said...

So now, thanks to Citizens United, Biden will have all of the money he could want.

-Doug in Oakland

Deadstick said...

Hey, this could mean Saul Goodman will be his lawyer!

Spud said...

Of course then Biden is looking to blow it by bringing gun grabbing Beto on board.
Stupid Dems ! Drop the damn gun grabbing and the repugnacunts wouldn't ever win again.
Uncle Joe must be losing his mind. Beto ? Don't Joe remember just how quick Beto was gone, after saying he'd grab all the guns...idiots , Democrats like guns too. By Gawd, we're Muricans too !!!

Tod Germanica said...

Of course Bloomie blowing that kind of dough is like you or I spending $17.58.
Only thing dumber is Spike Lee giving the NY Knicks $30 million over 10 years. Plutocrats gonna plut.