Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Poor Little Jeffrey's Memory

Lord only knows how Jeff Sessions remembers how to feed himself, given that his memory is so awful.
Posted by on or about 13:26
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6 comments:

B said...

Link appears to be bad?

11/15/2017 1:29 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I'll fix it when I can get to a real computer.

11/15/2017 1:34 PM
dinthebeast said...

Kinda reminiscent of Alberto Gonzalez who had trouble recalling all of that stuff back in the day.

-Doug in Oakland

11/15/2017 2:17 PM
Nangleator said...

I'm telling ya... this administration's officials need to have mounted cameras/mics like we make police wear. Malfunctions mean jail time.

We can't run a country with a bunch of short-term-memory victims. We all NEED this.

11/15/2017 2:21 PM
B said...

Which DNC candidate repeatedly said "I cannot recall"? HMMM

11/15/2017 10:19 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

So, you're going with the "But Billy did it, toooo! Noooo faaaaiiirrrr!!" defense?

11/16/2017 10:02 AM

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