Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Wait, What??

8 comments:

M. Bouffant said...: "Judeo"-Xian "values".; 11/30/2017 6:17 PM
Iron City said...: A Star of David Christmas tree ornament. How ecumenical,...or Unitarian.

Wonder if there is a way to work Moslem, Shinto, animist, and a few others in?; 11/30/2017 7:12 PM
BadTux said...: I could understand if it said "holiday tree decoration". Heck, lots of Jewish people have holiday trees nowadays so that Santa Claus has a place to leave gifts for the kids. But it says "Christmas tree decoration"? WTF?; 12/01/2017 3:53 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: And not even silver and blue, but gold and blue? Perhaps it’s a sign of Donnie’s victory in the War on Christmas? Also, why the two interlocking triangle style, I’ve never seen that version used for a Star of David.; 12/01/2017 7:54 AM
Deadstick said...: CP88, the triangles are quite common.; 12/01/2017 9:08 AM
Paul said...: WHERE'S THE SATURNALIAN ORNAMENTS!
/fume
/rage; 12/01/2017 11:38 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: Deadstick, on the Star of David, or six pointed stars in general? I don’t ever recall a Star of David like that, but I don’t have much experience.; 12/01/2017 3:01 PM
Glenn Kelley said...: It's a sign of times . Stars equal Christmas . The importance of theology and unfortunately history is waning .

Glenn; 12/01/2017 6:08 PM