Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 20, 2017

Apropos of Nothing In Particular.

7 comments:

Deadstick said...: Frere Jacques, frere Jacques...; 11/20/2017 5:46 PM
montag said...: I would be the first one off the porch upon hearing that music.; 11/20/2017 6:49 PM
3383 said...: What is French cafe music?; 11/20/2017 11:43 PM
dinthebeast said...: We used to have a guy out in East Oakland who had a little cart he sold tamales from. They were so good that it was a scramble to get to him with a few dollars whenever I heard him come around. I guess I must like tamales better than ice cream, or wine, for that matter...

-Doug in Oakland; 11/21/2017 2:13 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Details, details.; 11/21/2017 8:05 AM
3383 said...: The Oakland Coliseum parking lot had (has, surely) hot dog vendors grilling bacon-wrapped dogs. I would smell them long before finding them.; 11/21/2017 9:29 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: French cafe music:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1EJRbd-bo; 11/21/2017 7:05 PM