Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Kellyanne Conway's Microwave


She is nuttier than a box of granola cereal.
Posted by on or about 17:45
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3 comments:

Mark Olson said...

Remember the election and the mistake the press made? They took Trump "literally not seriously" lots of other people, perhaps more wisely ... certainly more charitably, took him seriously not literally. You're making the same mistake.

Ms Conway may have a "smart microwave" they in fact do exist ... ask any computer/network security guy, Internet Of Things typically has poor or no security at all.

So Literally => (almost all) microwaves is false but not taking her seriously.

And Seriously => IoT security is really a serious concern.

3/14/2017 8:27 PM
dinthebeast said...

Sure, but microwaves can't be turned into cameras whether or not they are connected to the internet, because they don't have cameras in them.
There is still such a thing as reality.

https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/13/microwave-ovens-are-not-cameras/

-Doug in Oakland

3/15/2017 2:05 AM
deadstick said...

Apparently she was on the right track, but wrong appliance: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/14/technology/we-vibe-vibrator-lawsuit-spying.html?_r=0

3/15/2017 10:04 AM

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