Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 15, 2016

CORPUS CHRISTIE WARNING!

Don't drink tap water. Don't bathe in it. The water is not safe to use, and you cannot treat it to make it safe. Bleach, boiling, none of that will work.
The problems occurred after an estimated 3 to 24 gallons of a petroleum-based chemical called Indulin AA-86 seeped into the city's water because of a backflow from an area oil refinery, city officials said.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Good news: The victims are white, which somehow makes their voices audible.

Bad news: The victims are Texans, who would gladly slaughter their own children if a wealthy, distant, unknown corporation told them to.

Paul W said...

dear Texans:

THIS IS WHY CORPORATIONS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE STRICT SAFETY PROTECTIONS.

Go ahead and complain about those regs being expensive. It's worth it to keep the water clean and the air breathable and our cities safe from megaton explosions.