Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 26, 2016

Gospel of JMB


Old NFO said...

Good one! :-)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious and true, especially the bit about the 'dingus'.


CenterPuke88 said...

Excellent, but in terms of scriptural imitation, still second behind Minty Python and the Holy Grail's Book of Armaments, in my opinion. Thank you for a lovely, enjoyable video thou.