Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 18, 2016

Why I've Been Using That Tag

Hear, hear!
Posted by on or about 14:15
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4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Perhaps a slight change...a small S&W revolver with the Hillary tag and a Desert Eagle .50 or a Glock 18 for tRump?

7/18/2016 3:57 PM
Joe said...

Maybe. What's the most overpriced, unreliable, built-just-for-looks pistol on the market?

7/19/2016 10:04 AM
Stewart Dean said...

There's two mangled adages that come up in this kind of situation:
#1: We're up to our ankles in pygmies
#2: We're confronted by evil of two lessers

7/19/2016 10:34 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

The Donald would have a gold-plated Desert Eagle.

7/19/2016 11:18 AM

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