Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 29, 2016

Mike Pence Needs a Brain Transplant

For the wooden one that he has is filled with dry rot.
On Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention, President Obama referred to Donald Trump as a “homegrown demagogue.” On Friday, Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, argued that this display of discourtesy was beneath the hallowed office that Obama holds.

“I don’t think name-calling has any place in public life, and I thought that was unfortunate that the president of the United States would use a term like that,” Pence told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt on Friday.
Reall, Mikey? You said that with a straight face? For the love of Your Dear and Fluffy Lord, your running made is Donald the Insult Candidate. He does little else other than hurl insults and threaten to punch out those who speak ill of him.

Trump is a thin-skinned little bully and Pence is a walking, talking version of the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.

Racist Donald and Brainless Mike-- a match made in Hell.

2 comments:

bearsense said...

Hasn't anyone asked twppence to piss in a cup ?? He must be either on drugs or merely viv=siting from a separate reality.

Paul W said...

Actually, the Scarecrow HAD a brain... he just lacked the realization he did.

Pence doesn't even have that excuse. He's signed on for a trainwreck and now he's got to explain away every insult his boss throws out there. If he had a brain Pence wouldn't have accepted the offer...