Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, December 27, 2013

The Wolf of Wall Street- the Movie

Another good performance by Leonardo DiCaprio. Based on a true story, yet, of a piece of human garbage who is now a "motivational speaker", which is another term for "con man".

The view of the daughter of one of those scumbag stock-swindlers, who says that nobody should see this film.

The flick is three hours long, which to my mind, is easily an hour too long.

Unless you are a big DiCaprio/Sorcese fan, catch this one on Netflix or cable.

2 comments:

D. said...

I saw The Aviator. 'Nuff said.

Dan O. said...

Nice review. It's three-hours, but I never found myself bored once during it, which is definitely something to credit towards both Scorsese and DiCaprio.