Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 7, 2011

No Fraud Here, No Sirree!

Officials in Waukesha County on Thursday said a final review of paperwork and records from a closely watched Wisconsin Supreme Court election uncovered thousands of uncounted votes, a potentially stunning development that could upend the contest.

Unofficial returns on Wednesday gave the union-backed challenger, JoAnne Kloppenburg, a narrow 204 vote statewide lead over Republican David Prosser.

But late Thursday, the county clerk in Waukesha, a Republican stronghold, said that votes not included in earlier totals had resulted in a net gain of 7,582 votes for Prosser.
A Republican county clerk who has a track record of playing funny games with the voting tally computers just "happens" to "find" a "missing" spreadsheet that, miracle of miracles, has over 7,500 votes for the Republican candidate!

Yeah. There's no voter fraud in Waukesha County, folks. There is nothing to see here, just the expected sight of Republicans stealing elections. It's not as thought hat's anything new, right?

Move along, folks.

3 comments:

Allan S said...

I don't know if you're aware of this, but our government (Canada) fell because of a non-confidence vote and we are having a federal election this May. That was my preamble, here is the gist in response to your posting, get this, true story....Our Prime Minister, the Dishonerable Stephen Harper, won't allow anyone at his rallies who have had their photo taken with the leader of the opposition!!! Our much vaunted RCMP is enforcing this. Democracy my ass. EB, both our countries are fucked royally....Allan

Nangleator said...

I'll watch in twitching paralysis to see if Holder's "Justice" Department investigates, or if it's just as obsequious as Obama to the thugs.

montag said...

Barry should have his campaign legal people in Wisconsin getting some practical experience with Republican election fraud. What you see now in Wisconsin now will be all across the country next November.