Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, April 25, 2011

The Networks Are Going Nuts

All because some goddamn pilot who is a junior officer in the British Royal Air Force, some kid who will eventually inherit the family business, is getting married.

It's a fantastic thing that the economy is booming, and that there are no wars, border conflicts, rebellions or strife anywhere in the world. Because the TV networks are going nuts.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

We fought two wars so we didn't have to worry about those inbred fools.

Nangleator said...

Pomp manufacturers are a dying breed. The market is saturated with artificial pomp, cheaply produced in southern California and other places.

Marc said...

Just Go Read Sarah, Proud and Tall:

http://sarahproudandtall.com/2011/04/24/were-off-to-see-the-lizard/

You wont regret it - food and drink should not be ingested while reading - you have been warned.

Comrade Misfit said...

Wow. I just added that one. Thanks, Marc.

Comrade Misfit said...

William, two words for your consideration: Jeb Bush. Or, if you like, "_______ Kennedy".

Cirze said...

That's why they're going nuts, babe.

One more spectacle coming up!

Love ya,

S

Anonymous said...

At least they're getting married. A lot of welfare recipients don't bother.

Comrade Misfit said...

William, that's pretty cold. :)

But I'm getting tired of the fact that I can't watch more than five minutes of a news show without a "wedding story". I'm starting to hope that Prince Billy is really a Larry-Craig-type closet queer and that he gets busted in the Heathrow loo.