Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Legislating Science

The Republicans, with the help of a cowardly Democrat, snuck a rider into the budget bill, directing that wolves be removed from the endangered species list.

Next up: Republicans will decree by legislative fiat that the Earth is the center of the Universe. And that douchebag Democrat from Montana, John Tester, will go along with it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They've been talking about de-listing the wolf for some time now, I've heard of it. Now, I'm not sure if the correct process was used, which is certainly an issue. If you have due process, USE due process. Otherwise, you're just doing things on an ad hoc basis, and that's no way to run things.