Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

You May Fire When You Are Ready, Gridley

This was the display at one of the baggage claim carousels at the Providence, RI airport. Look at the status for the first flight listed:


What the hell did they mean?
Posted by on or about 21:05
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7 comments:

Cirze said...

Call the NRA?

Love it!

S

3/29/2011 11:02 PM
Vannevar said...

When an arriving flight is in the vicinity of the airport, the crew calls their airline's Operations office on the radio, "Acme 1234 is in range".

That tells the ramp folks to start getting prepared, there'll be an airplane to park / gate / unload / clean etc in about 10 minutes.

3/29/2011 11:17 PM
Murr Brewster said...

Oh dear! "On range" would be a little homier, at least.

3/30/2011 2:25 AM
Nangleator said...

At least none of the departures say "pull."

3/30/2011 8:46 AM
montag said...

What do they use for Triple A at the Providence airport?

3/30/2011 7:51 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Vannevar, OK, but that was a public status board, not something where the ramp rats could see it.

3/30/2011 8:34 PM
Center Puke 88 said...

Vannevar has it right, as for why to list it that way on a public board...perhaps so those in the know understand the plane is less than about 20 minutes out?

3/30/2011 10:28 PM

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