Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

If You Bought a Samsung Computer

Then you should be aware that Samsung is spying on you.

May a veritable plague of lawyers descend upon Samsung and eat out their sustenance.
Posted by on or about 22:00
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4 comments:

merlallen said...

All that the link says is "this story no longer available"

3/31/2011 2:12 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I changed the link.

3/31/2011 2:30 PM
Mule Breath said...

Couple days ago I found this story and warned some of my buds, but then one of them sent me this back. Looks like a false alarm.

3/31/2011 9:18 PM
Cujo359 said...

The link EB quoted now says that it looks like this was a false alarm, after all. Someone misinterpreted what some security scanning software found as being a key-logging program. At least, that's what Samsung concludes.

4/02/2011 4:06 AM

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