Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

GOP- the Anti-Science Party

In which they are trying to legislatively rescind a scientific finding.

Rep. Markey brings the smackdown:



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5 comments:

montag said...

And how many Republicans had any idea what he was talking about?

3/15/2011 7:38 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...

Can we really repeal the law of gravity? That sounds like a really good idea! Sorry, sometimes I can't resist the urge to be sarcastic, even though I've banned it in my house.

3/15/2011 8:19 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Montag, probably a statistically insignificant number did.

3/15/2011 9:14 PM
Stewart Dean said...

Yeah, yeah, another wise-ass intellectual elite snark. But really. He's singing to his choir and the blond smirking behind him.
If you want to get somewhere, you need to talk to the independents, and this sort of cleverness will turn them off. Rule of address #1: you can be smart *and* convincing; focus on that, lose the snark and talk straight. Rule of address #2: if you really, really want to make your listeners realize that the opposition are idiots, use basic, belly laugh humor. Read some Molly Ivins or Ann Richards to see it done devastatingly. They are gone, but you can pickup the banner of wily liberalism (you have to be quick and funny in the South or you're dogmeat).
Finally, you can make your own bumperstickers with your own wit:
http://www.sdean.net/pol/MakeYerOwnBumpStk.html

3/16/2011 8:03 AM
Eck! said...

Some grade A snark there.


Well said!

Eck!

3/16/2011 6:20 PM

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