Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, July 26, 2010

You Cannot Resist the Dark Side of the Force

Darth Vader robbed a bank on Long Island last week.


Fixer said...

Please, do you have to let everyone know he's from LI?

montag said...

He probably drove over from Staten Island.

Comrade Misfit said...

He could have taken the ferry over from Bridgeport.