Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

TSA Won't Be Reading This Post

Because they are blocking "controversial opinions". After all, we simply cannot have any of the drones at TSA (or, presumably, the DBP) reading anything that might cause them to question what the fuck they are doing or learn that they are the second most despised Federal agency in existence.

(H/T)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Uhm, should people at the TSA be reading *any* opinions while on the job? Other than a few drones in their PR department? If they want to read opinions, let'em read'em at home.

- Badtux the Opinionated Penguin