Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Goldman Sachs Sez: "We Did Nuttin' Wrong, See! We're As Pure As Da Driven Snow, See!"

But they are going to pay out $550 million to make the SEC charges go away.

Right, the Global Vampire Squid was innocent as a new-born babe. Which is why they are paying out that much cash to settle the SEC's case against them.

On the other hand, half-a-billion or so to those thieves is chump change. They probably expense that much a year in food and booze. A proper fine against those bastards would be $30 billion or so.

4 comments:

Tim said...

Wow you sounded like edward G...see

Couldn't we lash those bastards too?

dinthebeast said...

I don't think fining them will work, no matter how large the fine; money is just something they play with to get more money. Somehow a few of them need to do jail time. I don't know how it could be possible, and I certainly don't think it's likely, but I can't make myself believe that they would listen to anything less.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

Doug, oh, I've been calling for a few heads to be taken for two years. And I mean that literally.

Dr. Bubbles said...

I know $500 mil sounds like a lot, but I don't think it is to them. And, jeez, they rolled over fast. It makes me wonder what they didn't want coming out in discovery.