Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
3 comments:
This makes me reminisce about the aftermath of Bastille Day and what happens to people whose attitude is "let them eat cake". Or, in the case of the Catfood Commission, "let them (the elderly) eat catfoot". Viva la revolucion!
- Badtux the Vicious Penguin
Ummm...that painting is about events forty years after the French Revolution.
Deadstick, the French have adopted Marianne as a national symbol. If I had posted a photo of a bald eagle on the Fourth, would it make sense for someone to point out that no such eagle signed the Declaration?
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