Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, July 17, 2010

This Guy Obviously Plans On Never Getting Laid Again

I was waiting at a stoplight behind this induhvidual on his moroncycle. As Connecticut is a "dash your brains out on the road, see if we care" state, he had his helmet strapped to the back of his machine.



This is a close-up of the sticker he had on it.



Any woman with an ounce of self-respect who saw that sticker, having planned on going for a ride with him, would find the nearest blunt object and use it to good effect. Or, since this fool had Kentucky plates, she just might shoot him.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Sad to say, he probably has a hollow-eyed wife and kids back home that he smacks around every time he feels like it, and has sex regularly. Well, rapes her regularly, actually. Seen it. Seen it too many times, back in the back country hollows. And he tells her, "you mouth off to Mr. Law, my family is going to come after you and kill you, and your family isn't going to do a thing about it because you're just a woman."

Sick, sick, sick places back there. Bet you didn't know that still existed here in the USA, hmm?

- Badtux the Seen-too-much Penguin

Tim said...

Tux are you kidding, We live in that hell. They have more Dogs than teeth around here.
Yes were trying to move but everytime we pick a state they do something stupid and we cross them off the list.