Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Is it Irony if it is Probably True?

From the Ironic Times
Gen. McChrystal: Afghan War "Winnable"
If we simply avoid mistakes made by Soviet Union, British Empire, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great.
and
Many School Districts Ban Obama's Stay-in-School Message
Instead show Republicans' anti-stay-in-school message.
and
New York Off Track Betting
Files for Bankruptcy

Couldn't compete with Wall Street.
I know, I stole Gordon's bit. Sue me.

2 comments:

Fixer said...

Gord'll love the idea he has a kindred spirit. Heh ... I can't do irony anymore after Bush.

montag said...

IIRC the laws of probability make all those True so save the irony for your formal wear.