Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Who is the Real Elistist?

From Zaius Nation:

Net Worth:

John McCain: $40,400,000

Hillary Clinton: $34,900,000

Barack Obama: $ 1,300,000

Care to explain why Hillary and McSame think Obama is an elitist? It's not like either one of them are living in trailer parks and driving rusted out Ford F-150s.
Posted by on or about 15:09

2 comments:

Mark said...

You'll collate more crap for being able to construct a sentence with a polysyllable from more people than you will by having polymillions.

Trust me on this one. Is it stupid? Why yes, it is. We *were* talking about humans - weren't we?

4/26/2008 8:26 PM
Phil said...

Hey now, I live in a trailer park, granted. But My 67 F-250 ain't rusted out!

4/27/2008 3:50 PM

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