Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 25, 2008

Caturday

George is in a surly mood.


But then, he is the George.
Posted by on or about 19:05
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2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

nice george

MY george --- is not doing so well - he is obviously not feeling well - took him to the vet and will have the results monday

fingers crossed.

4/26/2008 10:59 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I hope your George turns out to be OK.

My George was a little off on Thursday; I had taken him in for his shots. So Thursday morning at 0500, he barfed next to my bed. I cleaned up two barf spots. But he barfed three times and I found the third one by the Helen Keller Method while I was getting dressed for work.

4/26/2008 2:32 PM

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