Only outlaws will have ketchup. If you want to make scrambled eggs and have ketchup on them, you had better be over 18 in parts of the country formerly known as Great Britain.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, a man in New Zealand threw a hedgehog at some damn kid who probably wouldn't get off his lawn. No word as to whether the assailant was related to John McCain.
Cat Pawtector!
2 hours ago
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I dunno...substitute "spray paint" for "ketchup" and you're talking close to home.
I guess it's ok to squirt mustard at people over there.
Why anyone would want ketchup on eggs is beyond me; I haven't owned any of that nasty stuff in 20 years.
Hmm, according to that story the 27 year old who threw the hedgehog at the 12 year old has been charged with "assault with a weapon". A hedgehog is a weapon in New Zealand? Whoa! Learn something new every day! They must have some rather hard and stiff hedgehogs over there or somethin'...
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
"A hedgehog is a weapon in New Zealand?"
My reaction exactly; now if he had thrown a skunk, I could understand the charge.
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