Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Thieves Stealing Anything

Transportation Security Agency, stealing all of your shit from your luggage since 2002.

Basically, if you can't buy replacement items at Target or Wal-Mart, then don't put it into your checked bags.

Better yet, either drive or stay home.
Posted by on or about 15:42

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Looks like time to fill up a Chivas Regal bottle with well-aged piss. Preferably from somebody with the clap...

4/22/2008 7:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Oooh, I *like* the way you think!

Remind me to never piss you off.

4/22/2008 9:53 PM
BobG said...

And hopefully there is someway to pressurize the bottle slightly, so it will spray when opened.

4/23/2008 3:17 PM

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