Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Wishbooks

Correction, it's not just the 1976 Penney's catalog. They have a whole bunch of them.

1966, the Vietnam war had not yet gone sour, so they were selling `Nam toys:




You almost have to wonder if any of Chimpy;s younger siblings were playing with this stuff while he was scheming on ways not to get drafted.

The toy guns were a little more purposeful in 1944:

Note that they used rejected stocks from real weapons. No real guns were in the `44 catalog, for reasons that should be obvious to the casual observer.

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