Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

New Lighting at Heathrow


You might have to click on it to get it to animate.
Posted by on or about 06:58

5 comments:

BadTux said...

Are you implying that there was *not* engine failure of that 777 at Heathrow -- that it was pilot error?

1/23/2008 8:15 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, I just thought it was funny.

1/23/2008 9:00 PM
Lurch said...

Is this for real and not some of that wry British humour?

I always though most pilots learned to land between the white lights on the sides of the thingie there with all the rubber skid-marks on it.

1/23/2008 10:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

It's humor, badtux. It's not real.

1/24/2008 7:31 AM
BadTux said...

Uhm, Lurch isn't Badtux. For one thing, Lurch is somewhat larger, heavier, and more violently inclined than Badtux (who is pretty much a pacifist except for the verbal jabs).

1/24/2008 3:47 PM

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