Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Why Horror Movies Should Be Really Short

From BadTux:



Right on!

I don't understand the offer of a "free rock with every purchase."
Posted by on or about 15:13

4 comments:

Lurch said...

I am reassured that you featured this clip.

Maybe the rock is your "holdout" weapon. ;)

1/26/2008 8:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, there was no way that I was not going to post it.

1/26/2008 9:44 PM
BadTux said...

Yes, my only thought as I posted on my blog was, "I wonder how long it's going to take EB Misfit to post it on hers" :-).

- Badtux the Mildly Amused Penguin

1/27/2008 12:59 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Not long at all, BadTux, not long at all.

1/27/2008 12:29 PM

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