Alberto Lite is on the Job!

That would be Attorney General Mukasey, whose name is rapidly becoming synonymous with "bootlicker" and "weasel".

He won't say that waterboarding is torture, because that was done in the past. That is a real change, for usually law enforcement is pretty concerned with what happened in the past.

He denies that the Justice Department was in turmoil under the reign of Alberto the Lackey.

He wants to retain Steven Bradbury, a Justice Department lawyer who wrote a memo authorizing the use of torture techniques for interrogation purposes.

It now seems that the only difference between Mukasey and Gonzales was that they were not born out of the same mother. Those of us who stood against Mukasey against the arguments of Charles Schumer, and others, who said that it was better to have Mukasey than nobody at all, have been proven to be correct.