Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

I'd Watch Chimpy's "State of the Union" Address Tomorrow, But

I'd rather gargle with ground glass, douche with nitric acid and/or slit my wrists with a rusty bayonet.

funny pictures

I'd almost rather blow Karl Rove, but There Are Limits.
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1 comment:

BadTux said...

Yeah, sorta like watching the Super Bowl. I mean, watching a toilet do its work sounds like the most boring thing a penguin could do... hardly something I'm going to dig my television out of the closet to watch.

Oh, I was talking about the President's speech, but that applies to the Super Bowl too (a bunch of fat men being paid to play a children's game? Shudder).

1/28/2008 4:16 AM

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